Do not play this backwards please,
Unless you live in Belize,
Or I'll come 'round to your house,
Give you cups of tea

 

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

thedevtesla:

scatterdarknessscattersilence:

thedevtesla:

eagletarian:

thedevtesla:

qolour:

boys are .jpg but girls are .png

I don’t get it

Girls are objectively better, but men are the default to allow for compatibility with dated systems.

but jpg is good for photos and png is for drawings idgi 😣

men are lossy; the more times you save them, the worse they get

okay this makes more sense

And that way off in the distance is the Air Force Research Lab, “the rock.” I’d be spending my week there if I wasn’t on vacation.

And that way off in the distance is the Air Force Research Lab, “the rock.” I’d be spending my week there if I wasn’t on vacation.

Damn, that’s a big hole.

Damn, that’s a big hole.

Nothing like going to buy clothes and nothing fits because you’re a stupid fat fuck who fucked up again

yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW

my bike is fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!

thedevtesla:

mankyfax:

went to a different repair shop this time and they were really nice and non-judgmental

at the last one with my old bike, they made a huge fuss because i was wasting their time with my crap bike and i had to apologise a lot and it was really uncomfortable

why would they be mean to a customer like that?

bikesnobs exist.  I know of a “highly rated” bike shop around here that does that.  Can’t stand them

i am voting that you become a space junk collector. (also woooo road trip where are you going is it here)